Negotiations (More Feathers, Please) [Temeraire, oneshot]

Title: Negotiations (More Feathers, Please)
Fandom: Temeraire
Characters/Ship: Laurence & Temeraire, Laurence & Temeraire & Harcourt, Laurence/Napoleon preslash
Word count: ~4k words
Summary: A cracky no-war AU. Despite the lack of war, Laurence and Temeraire still manage to be a diplomatic incident.

Notes: For the Temeraire summer gift exchange.

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