phnx: (zHibari-wow)
2021-01-24 10:08 pm

Summa cum Snake [HP gen]

Title: Summa cum Snake
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Harry & Ginny & Teddy, the Hogwarts professors
Rating: G
Word Count: 924
Chapter Count: 1 / 1
Summary: Due to a gentle readjustment of the canon timeline, Harry goes into the Chamber of Secrets before exams hit and consequently misses them completely (while battling a giant snake). This has academic repercussions at Hogwarts that last generations. Crack fusion with a FAQ: The snake fight portion of your thesis defense.




Fic )
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2020-10-31 09:56 pm

Split-Half Reliability: Ch 7 [HP]

Title: Split-Half Reliability
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Ginny & Tom, Harry/Ginny, Tomarry
Rating: M
Chapter Word Count: 1,147
Chapter Count: 7 / 7 | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6
Summary: Prequel to Liminality. Ginny navigates life after her humiliating first year in Hogwarts. Along the way, she discovers that she’s much less alone than she thought she was, and she has to learn how to make peace with the teenaged, wannabe Dark Lord who's taken up a permanent residence in her head. -or- When Tom’s diary is destroyed, he’s already almost completely left it. With no place else to go, Tom Marvolo Riddle is thrown back into the only other container he has a link to: Ginny Weasley.
Notes: This thing.




After )
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2020-10-30 10:41 am

Split-Half Reliability: Ch 6 [HP]

Title: Split-Half Reliability
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Ginny & Tom, Harry/Ginny, Tomarry
Rating: M
Chapter Word Count: 1,692
Chapter Count: 6 / 7 | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5
Summary: Prequel to Liminality. Ginny navigates life after her humiliating first year in Hogwarts. Along the way, she discovers that she’s much less alone than she thought she was, and she has to learn how to make peace with the teenaged, wannabe Dark Lord who's taken up a permanent residence in her head. -or- When Tom’s diary is destroyed, he’s already almost completely left it. With no place else to go, Tom Marvolo Riddle is thrown back into the only other container he has a link to: Ginny Weasley.
Notes: This thing.




Year Seven )


Chapter 7

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2020-10-19 10:56 pm

Split-Half Reliability: Ch 5 [HP]

Title: Split-Half Reliability
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Ginny & Tom, Harry/Ginny, Tomarry
Rating: M
Chapter Word Count: 1,992
Chapter Count: 5 / 7 | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 |
Summary: Prequel to Liminality. Ginny navigates life after her humiliating first year in Hogwarts. Along the way, she discovers that she’s much less alone than she thought she was, and she has to learn how to make peace with the teenaged, wannabe Dark Lord who's taken up a permanent residence in her head. -or- When Tom’s diary is destroyed, he’s already almost completely left it. With no place else to go, Tom Marvolo Riddle is thrown back into the only other container he has a link to: Ginny Weasley.
Notes: This thing.




Year Six )

Chapter 6

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2020-09-26 12:24 pm

Split-Half Reliability: Ch 4 [HP]

Title: Split-Half Reliability
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Ginny & Tom, Harry/Ginny, Tomarry
Rating: M
Chapter Word Count: 2,760
Chapter Count: 4 / 7 | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 |
Summary: Prequel to Liminality. Ginny navigates life after her humiliating first year in Hogwarts. Along the way, she discovers that she’s much less alone than she thought she was, and she has to learn how to make peace with the teenaged, wannabe Dark Lord who's taken up a permanent residence in her head. -or- When Tom’s diary is destroyed, he’s already almost completely left it. With no place else to go, Tom Marvolo Riddle is thrown back into the only other container he has a link to: Ginny Weasley.
Notes: This thing.




Year Five )

Chapter 5

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2020-09-26 11:43 am

Split-Half Reliability: Ch 3 [HP]

Title: Split-Half Reliability
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Ginny & Tom, Harry/Ginny, Tomarry
Rating: M
Chapter Word Count: 1,186
Chapter Count: 3 / 7 | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 |
Summary: Prequel to Liminality. Ginny navigates life after her humiliating first year in Hogwarts. Along the way, she discovers that she’s much less alone than she thought she was, and she has to learn how to make peace with the teenaged, wannabe Dark Lord who's taken up a permanent residence in her head. -or- When Tom’s diary is destroyed, he’s already almost completely left it. With no place else to go, Tom Marvolo Riddle is thrown back into the only other container he has a link to: Ginny Weasley.
Notes: This thing.




Year Four )

Chapter 4

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2020-09-25 01:35 pm

Split-Half Reliability: Ch 2 [HP]

Title: Split-Half Reliability
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Ginny & Tom, Harry/Ginny, Tomarry
Rating: M
Chapter Word Count: 1,064
Chapter Count: 2 / 7 | Chapter 1
Summary: Prequel to Liminality. Ginny navigates life after her humiliating first year in Hogwarts. Along the way, she discovers that she’s much less alone than she thought she was, and she has to learn how to make peace with the teenaged, wannabe Dark Lord who's taken up a permanent residence in her head. -or- When Tom’s diary is destroyed, he’s already almost completely left it. With no place else to go, Tom Marvolo Riddle is thrown back into the only other container he has a link to: Ginny Weasley.
Notes: This thing.




Year Three )

Chapter 3

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2020-09-22 07:05 pm

Liminality: Ch 6 [HP]

Title: Liminality
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Tomarry, brief!Harry/Ginny, Harry & Ginny, Ginny & Tom, Harry & Hermione & Ron, Hermione/Ron, Severus Snape & Harry
Rating: M
Chapter Word Count: 5,846
Chapter Count: 6 / 6 | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2| Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5
Summary: AU: EWE; MoD!Harry. Harry Potter, saviour of magical Britain, has proved himself to be great at dying and coming back again. He’s just not as good at the bits in between coming back and dying again.
Notes:




Fic below cut )
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2020-09-22 11:52 am

Split-Half Reliability: Ch 1 [HP]

Title: Split-Half Reliability
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Ginny & Tom, Harry/Ginny, Tomarry
Rating: M
Chapter Word Count: 1,438
Chapter Count: 1 / 7
Summary: Prequel to Liminality. Ginny navigates life after her humiliating first year in Hogwarts. Along the way, she discovers that she’s much less alone than she thought she was, and she has to learn how to make peace with the teenaged, wannabe Dark Lord who's taken up a permanent residence in her head. -or- When Tom’s diary is destroyed, he’s already almost completely left it. With no place else to go, Tom Marvolo Riddle is thrown back into the only other container he has a link to: Ginny Weasley.
Notes: This thing.




Year Two )

Chapter 2

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2020-09-12 10:14 pm

Liminality: Chapter 5 [HP]

Title: Liminality
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Tomarry, brief!Harry/Ginny, Harry & Ginny, Ginny & Tom, Harry & Hermione & Ron, Hermione/Ron, Severus Snape & Harry
Rating: M
Chapter Word Count: 4,630
Chapter Count: 5 / 6 | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2| Chapter 3 | Chapter 4
Summary: AU: EWE; MoD!Harry. Harry Potter, saviour of magical Britain, has proved himself to be great at dying and coming back again. He’s just not as good at the bits in between coming back and dying again.
Notes:


Fic below cut )


Chapter 6

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2020-09-09 08:47 pm

Liminality: Chapter 4 [HP]

Title: Liminality
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Tomarry, brief!Harry/Ginny, Harry & Ginny, Ginny & Tom, Harry & Hermione & Ron, Hermione/Ron, Severus Snape & Harry
Rating: M
Chapter Word Count: 4,803
Chapter Count: 4 / 6 | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3
Summary: AU: EWE; MoD!Harry. Harry Potter, saviour of magical Britain, has proved himself to be great at dying and coming back again. He’s just not as good at the bits in between coming back and dying again.
Notes:

Fic below cut )



Chapter 5

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2020-09-07 10:42 pm

Liminality: Chapter 3 [HP]

Title: Liminality
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Tomarry, brief!Harry/Ginny, Harry & Ginny, Ginny & Tom, Harry & Hermione & Ron, Hermione/Ron, Severus Snape & Harry
Rating: M
Chapter Word Count: 4,713
Chapter Count: 3 / 6 | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2
Summary: AU: EWE; MoD!Harry. Harry Potter, saviour of magical Britain, has proved himself to be great at dying and coming back again. He’s just not as good at the bits in between coming back and dying again.
Notes: Hermione knows everything ever.

Fic below cut )



Chapter 4

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2020-09-04 09:27 pm

Liminality: Chapter 2 [HP]

Title: Liminality
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Tomarry, brief!Harry/Ginny, Harry & Ginny, Ginny & Tom, Harry & Hermione & Ron, Hermione/Ron, Severus Snape & Harry
Rating: M
Chapter Word Count: 5,895
Chapter Count: 2 / 6 | Chapter 1
Summary: AU: EWE; MoD!Harry. Harry Potter, saviour of magical Britain, has proved himself to be great at dying and coming back again. He’s just not as good at the bits in between coming back and dying again.
Notes: The idea is that as Harry becomes more and more focussed on the here-and-now, the writing is supposed to become less dense and more upbeat. With any luck, I was at least somewhat successful at this.

Fic below cut )


Chapter 3

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2020-07-10 08:41 pm

Nemo [HP]

Title: Nemo
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Tomarry, Harry & Hermione, Remus Lupin, Griphook, Grindeldore
Rating: T
Word Count: 24,878
Summary: AU: Voldemort attacked the Potters on Samhain, but the Killing Curse didn’t rebound—it was absorbed. Voldemort went on to crush his remaining resistance and has since dominated the wizarding world. Harry has been hiding in plain sight, but it seems that even his pseudonyms can’t escape fame for long.
Notes: Why? Oh, man, I don’t have a clue. Also on AO3

The headcanon on wizarding names doesn’t mesh perfectly with canon, particularly the canon from Deathly Hallows, in which the trio take on cover names. I am aware of this discrepancy and don’t particularly care.



Some might argue that memory is eternal, and it's only our ability to retrieve those memories that fades and is lost.

Of course, magic has a solution for that, too.


Fic under cut )
phnx: (slytherin)
2018-09-14 01:50 pm

生き残った男の子

The last paragraph of the first chapter of the first HP book in Japanese

これはハリーポッターの中の一番好きなパッセージですよ。日本語でもとても綺麗ですよね。のろのろと『賢者の石』という最初の本を日本語で読んでいると、時々このブログと凄く上手な和訳の文をシェアだと思います。
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2018-07-17 03:11 pm

Liminality: Chapter 1 [HP]

Title: Liminality
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Tomarry, brief!Harry/Ginny, Harry & Ginny, Ginny & Tom, Harry & Hermione & Ron, Hermione/Ron, Severus Snape & Harry
Rating: M
Chapter Word Count: 4,076
Chapter Count: 1 / 6
Summary: AU: EWE; MoD!Harry. Harry Potter, saviour of magical Britain, has proved himself to be great at dying and coming back again. He’s just not as good at the bits in between coming back and dying again.
Notes:

It’s dead easy to die. It’s the keeping-on-living that’s hard. --- Robert Service, “The Quitter”


Fic below cut )


Chapter 2

phnx: (slytherin)
2016-01-14 12:28 pm

though I could never tell why [HPDM; fanfiction]

Title: though I could never tell why
Prompter: [personal profile] roguemariel
Rating: T+
Word Count: 6,639
Synopsis: Harry usually liked his job.

Sir, you are sad! )

O joy, o rapture unforeseen! )

Epilogue )

A/N: I don't even know. Warnings for weird/tropey soul-bonds, butchered HMS Pinafore quotes, and severe Misuse of Latin.
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2012-01-14 07:49 pm

Fanfiction Masterlist [mostly :)]


Mostly Masterlist of Fanfiction:


Check, Please!:


Society Kitten [PaTater] [Short]
Kent and Tater have been one another's emergency fake-boyfriends for as long as they've known each other, and they've known each other for... Well, it's been a while.

Noises, Sounds and Sweet Airs [PaTater] [Short]
When Alexei exits his plane into T. F. Green airport, the first thing that strikes him is the noise.

Give Delight (And Hurt Not): 1, 2 [PaTater] [Medium]
Prequel/Sequel to Noises, Sounds, and Sweet Airs. A Patater Sentinel AU.

I've Heard It Both Ways [PaTater] [Short]
5 pieces of evidence that Kent isn't married, 5 pieces of evidence that Tater isn't married, and 1 piece of evidence that they are.

or

Kent and Tater are much worse at telling the truth than they think they are.


due South:


Fraserisms [Ray Kowalski / Benton Fraser] [Short]
A new country, a new language.

élDLIVE / エルドライブ:


The Golden Years Return [Rain Brick, Dr. Love] [Short]
When Rain thought back to that meeting with the famed Dr. Love, his strongest memory was of a vague impression of gentleness and good-humour.
Spoilers for Season 3, canon-compliant up to Season 5 Chapter 3.



Hannibal (NBC TV series):


I can reach any star: 1, 2, 3: [Hannibal/Will] [Medium]
Will is a human with unheard of empathic abilities. Hannibal is a Betazoid whose telepathy is stunted due to childhood trauma. It works, somehow.
Alternatively: Hannigram--in space!


Listen Close to Me: 1, 2, 3, 4: [Hannibal/Will] [Long] [WIP]
Will Graham takes control of his life. Or someone does, anyway.

In Sickness And: [Hannibal/Will] [Medium]
Will scries the future in blood.
Hannibal falls in love with him at first rude.



Harry Potter:


Absent Memories: [Albus Severus Gen] [Short]
Albus Severus feels a connection with his paternal grandmother, even though he's never met her.

Nemo: [Tomarry] [Long]
Some might argue that memory is eternal, and it's only our ability to retrieve those memories that fades and is lost. Of course, magic has a solution for that, too.

though I could never tell why: [HPDM] [Medium]
His head felt odd, like he was experiencing vertigo while lying down, and he had the strange impression of dreams echoing just under his conscious thoughts, even though he would swear that he was wide awake. Malfoy. This was all Malfoy’s fault.

walk, walk fashion, baby: [HPDM] [Abandoned WIP] [crack] [Short]
This fic is cracky, and does not really fit in with the Harry Potter timeline. As such. It’s really just a random Hogwarts fic. Really random. And pointless.

Hikaru no Go:


Unprepared: [Saeki/Ashiwara] [Short]
Ashiwara’s being sneaky, but Saeki’s not buying into it. …Well, maybe a little.

In Your Own Time: [Saeki/Ashiwara] [Short]
Saeki always goes with the flow, even when he starts to wonder if he's somehow wound up in the wrong river.

Misplay: [Saeki/Ashiwara] [Ficlet]; Sequel: Icing: [Saeki/Ashiwara] [Ficlet]
Ashiwara plays to win; Saeki doesn't even realise there's a game on.

From the Wasp's Nest: [Saeki/Ashiwara] [Short]
Saeki may not be great at this rivalry thing. (or the grad school AU that never should have happened)

Kick Start: 1, 2, 3, 4: [Saeki/Ashiwara, Isumi/Waya] [Long]
Saeki’s in a slump, Waya’s in a frenzy, and Shindou has a running bet with Touya.

Gossip Queen: [Waya, Saeki/Isumi] [Ficlet]
Waya is a matchmaking yenta.

Nine Simple Rules: [Hikaru-centric gen] [Short]
Hikaru finally has his first student, and he has no idea what to do with her.

[Too Much] Chocolate: [Shindou Mitsuko-centric gen] [Ficlet]
Mitsuko doesn't understand go, but she knows all about bitterness.

Take One for the Team: [Ochi-centric gen] [Short]
Ochi's never been a team player, but maybe that's because he's never really been part of a team before.

Food Fight: [Kurata, An, Shindou gen] [Flash]
An Taeseon won't know what hit him. Well... actually, he will. And he'll probably already have his counter-offence ready to go. But the important thing is that he definitely won't win.

Moonlighting: [Hikaru & Sai-centric gen] [Short]
A new hero has entered the scene and turned the Hero Institute on its head.

and so they did: [Hikaru/Akira] [Short]
See Akira. See Hikaru. See Akira and Hikaru. Four-themed fic challenge. HikaAki Weak AU.

Asked Me on a Voyage to Go: [Hikaru/Akira] [Short]
Akira is probably lonely. Alternate Universe -- Space/SF

Code Me In: [Hikaru/Akira] [Medium]
"Stay away from the trees, Hikaru," Akari whispered. "I saw a ghost over there."
Hikaru scoffed. "In a soccer game? What would a ghost do here?”


Obsession: [Touya Kouyo/Touya Akiko] [Ficlet]
This Touya Kouyou belonged only to her.

Playoff: A First-Date Story: [Kaneko/Mitani] [Short]
Mitani plays defence; Kaneko plays offence.

Katekyou Hitman Reborn:


Sanctuary: [Dino/Hibari [D18]] [Ficlet]
Hibari graduates.

In Translation: [Gokudera/Yamamoto [5980]] [Short]
Because you’re the ookooblook to my neuropeptides.

Fair as Fair Can Be: [Gokudera/Yamamoto [5980]] [Short]
A cracky Reborn!-style parody of Grimm's "Little Snow-White." AU.

Kingdom Hearts:


ゼクシオンとデミクスの恋物語: 1, 2, 3, 4: [Zexion/Demyx] [日本語で]
idek why i thought this was a good idea

How Not to Say No: 1, 2: [Zexion/Demyx] [Short] [Abandoned WIP]
Demyx has always believed in the power to “just say no”—he’s just never experienced it himself. College AU.

So how about if you and I...?: 1: [Zexion/Demyx] [Short] [Abandoned WIP]
Written to the fanfic cliché of faux dating.

My Rainbow-Coloured Bus: [Zexion/Demyx [Short]
In a world of grey gradients, Demyx was a rainbow, from his cherry-red rain boots to the pot of gold that was his hair. College AU. Zemyx.

Penmanship: [Zexion/Demyx [Short]
Demyx is obsessed with Zexion's handwriting. College AU. Zemyx. One-shot

Pants: [Zexion/Demyx] [Short]
A Zexion-Demyx get together fic, roommate style. Fluffy and sweet like cotton candy, and three times as likely to produce cavities. AU.

Stagnancy: [Zexion/Demyx] [Short]
Casper meets the Little Matchstick Girl, and they engage in confusing midsentence changes in perspective together, complete with run-ons. AU.

Magpie Ballads


if you're a stranger to your soul: [Emaris/Hiraen] [Short]
Emaris receives a lot of unsolicited advice.

Marvel Cinematic Universe


Aim for Summer: [Stucky] [Short]
Bucky needs a friend to be a Not Friend. To the surprise of absolutely no one, he turns to Steve.

never seen a sky this blue: [Stucky] [Long]
Somehow, Steve’s airbnb stay leads to fake-boyfriending it up with Bucky Barnes, his childhood crush. But it’s okay--fake-boyfriending eventually leads to real boyfriending.

Star Trek DS9:


Pen Pals: A Progressive Social Experiment: [Garak/Bashir] [Short] [WIP]
Garak and Bashir are chosen from their respective societies’ youth to be state-mandated pen pals in an effort to bridge relations between Cardassia and the Federation. AU.

Teen Wolf:


Teen Go: [Stiles/Derek] [Teen Wolf / Hikaru no Go fusion] [Short]
Life had been great until Stiles' best friend had been turned into a go prodigy (allegedly, no biting had been involved, but Stiles had filed the whole event under Deeply Suspicious). Now, Scott spent all his time pack-bonding and howling at the full moon... or, you know, whatever it was those go people did. And that was just not okay.

You're Doing It Wrong: [Stiles/Derek] [Short]
The prompt: Derek and Stiles are teachers somewhere. Derek is obviously the music teacher, and Stiles is also obviously the gym teacher. Derek likes to tell Stiles he's doing it wrong.

come in and make yourself a home: [Stiles/Derek preslash] [Ficlet]
Season 2 AU. Plans for a pack house.

Moderate Ado About Absolutely Nothing: [Stiles/Derek] [Short]
The pack is throwing some kind of fit, but Stiles is sure it's nothing that can't be fixed with cookies.

Was That a No? [Stiles, Finstock gen][Ficlet]
The path to winning a high school lacrosse game was a long, uphill road, but Finstock was always on the lookout for shortcuts. Sidefic to [personal profile] roguemariel’s No.

5 Times Derek and Stiles Use Handcuffs and 1 Time the Law Is Involved [Stiles/Derek] [Ficlet]
"I don't understand," Stiles frowned, "I thought werewolves were supposed to be super into bondage and stuff. You're so…vanilla."

stalk the clouds in the sky [Stiles/Derek] [Medium]
The first time Stiles was arrested, it was all a misunderstanding, really.

so he's got a few flaws [Stiles/Derek] [Short]
In short, everything was terrible.

Crossovers:


Inheritance: [Katekyou Hitman Reborn!/Kuroshitsuji:] [Gokudera/Grell] [Ficlet] [crack]
And then there was G. Crack!flash challenge, inspired by the fact that G. looks rather a lot like Gokudera and Grell’s lovechild.



[Flash] - Indicates that the word count contains fewer than 500 words

[Ficlet] - Indicates that the word count is between 500-999

[Short] - Indicates that the word count is anywhere from 1000-4,999

[Medium] - Indicates that the word count is between 5,000-9,999 words

[Long] - Indicates that the word count contains more than 10,000 words

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Entry backdated on March 21st, 2011.
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2011-10-02 06:55 pm

walk, walk fashion baby

Series: Harry Potter
Character/Pairing: The Cast, with eventual Harry/Draco, should I ever get that far
Genre Humour
Rating: T
Word Count: 1,855
Description: This fic is cracky, and does not really fit in with the Harry Potter timeline. As such. It’s really just a random Hogwarts fic. Really random. And pointless.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter © J.K. Rowling, and quite possibly other people, too, but I am not one of them.

--

It’s All About Friendship )

[A/N: This was really random, and I may not bother to actually take this anywhere. I sometimes feel that the only thing school does for me is give me enough motivation to find absolutely anything to do that's not homework.]


[Fanfiction Masterlist can be found here.]